ALL HANDS

February 1, 2023

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[PANEL 1 - Threddy and Sam chatting, Threddy is frowning]

Threddy: I’m disappointed about the all-hands meeting.

[PANEL 2 - closeup on Threddy]

Threddy: I hoped we would discuss layoffs, but it was just useless jargon like “leaning in” and “tech intensity”.

[PANEL 3 - both visible]

Sam: Look on the bright side. Threddy: What’s that.

[PANEL 4 - closeup on Sam, holding Jargon Jar, with money in hand]

Sam: The Jargon Jar is full. Wipe those tears with dollar bills.