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The fediverse will never grow if every kinda-famous person gets pushed out upon arrival.

If someone could take my shower for me this morning that would be great.

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Joined in August and lurked until recently.

Live in Seattle area, grew up in NY and worked in NYC.

Work as a programmer at Microsoft. This is strictly a personal account, though I may occasionally mention MS.

Im cis/het, pronouns are he/him. Im an LGBTQ ally and donate to charities.

I toot bad jokes and positive vibes.

Dinosaurs: I paint ceramic dinos, make t-shirts, stickers, etc. They are a symbol of a great community of friends.


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hey, can people with a lot of followers boost this in order to beat on my lil teeny test server

Correction: I know the time twice a day but Im not sure when those two times are.

I have a watch that never tells the correct time but it is gorgeous and I love it so much so I wear it every day. Just dont ask me for the time because I dont know it.

Welcome to Mastodon.Art new friends! Glad to see y'all here :) If you have any questions, I'm here to help. I'm a mod and have been here a little while. I have some helpful toots further down on my page as well.

@Curator is also another great resource. As the owner of our space, he cares a ton and puts in lots of work to make this a nice place for everyone check out his toots for help. He's also quick to respond to questions. :)

Ive barely seen any tumblr people I wonder if its because I have a single user instance.

As far as new introductions posts go, scholar[.]social wins the prize over the past two days.

Im declaring toot bankruptcy and starting at the top of the timeline.

If youre not feeling very tooty spend some time being boosty.

Who knew tumblr had so many social media influencers.

Fake it till you make it.

And when you finally 'make it' you'll have impostor syndrome, so just keep faking it anyway.

All of my brainpower has been consumed by work today which is bad for my tooting but good for work I guess.

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