“What’s in the box.”

Me: “Nothing”

“Did you buy more Threddys”

Me: “...no” *sideways glance*

“DID YOU BUY MORE THREDDYS”

Me: “YES I CAN’T HELP MYSELF”

@kelbot personally I don’t seem to use my convertible in tablet mode, ever. I like it as a laptop.

@measlytwerp I honestly can’t believe that sites have 8K or 30K lines of css. That seems bonkers to me.

If you name your helper utility "SuperFastHelperProgram.exe" I will bet 100 bucks that it is actually really really slow.

My new building has an espresso machine.

I REPEAT MY NEW BUILDING HAS AN ESPRESSO MACHINE

MY 🚨 NEW 🚨 BUIL 🚨 DING 🚨 HAS 🚨 AN 🚨 ES 🚨 PRE 🚨 SSO 🚨 MA 🚨 CHINE 🚨

First day in the new office. Now begins the week-long process of adjusting chair height and monitor placement and desk positioning and every other little thing that I will obsess over constantly.

All morning I was interviewing folks for jobs and now I'm exhausted and I want to just lay down in the middle of the office hallway and sleep.

I didn’t make 30 under 30 but I still have a shot at 65 million under 65 million.

I have like 1000 things I want to do and 0 minutes to do them.

“Are you packing for the move?”

Me: “.........yes”

I’m ready for my office move. This looks totally safe for a ceramic dinosaur right.

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