“What’s in the box.”

Me: “Nothing”

“Did you buy more Threddys”

Me: “...no” *sideways glance*

“DID YOU BUY MORE THREDDYS”

Me: “YES I CAN’T HELP MYSELF”

If you name your helper utility "SuperFastHelperProgram.exe" I will bet 100 bucks that it is actually really really slow.

My new building has an espresso machine.

I REPEAT MY NEW BUILDING HAS AN ESPRESSO MACHINE

MY 🚨 NEW 🚨 BUIL 🚨 DING 🚨 HAS 🚨 AN 🚨 ES 🚨 PRE 🚨 SSO 🚨 MA 🚨 CHINE 🚨

First day in the new office. Now begins the week-long process of adjusting chair height and monitor placement and desk positioning and every other little thing that I will obsess over constantly.

All morning I was interviewing folks for jobs and now I'm exhausted and I want to just lay down in the middle of the office hallway and sleep.

I didn’t make 30 under 30 but I still have a shot at 65 million under 65 million.

I have like 1000 things I want to do and 0 minutes to do them.

“Are you packing for the move?”

Me: “.........yes”

I’m ready for my office move. This looks totally safe for a ceramic dinosaur right.

What's worse, having really bad toots or no toots at all. Because right now my toots are pretty bad.

One downside of having my own instance is that I can't discover new folks via a federated timeline. I use mastoart/knzk accounts for that.

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