programming, data analysis, parenthood. cis/het, he/him. Seattle, WA. Dev at Microsoft.
There are 10.4445277092755 days until Christmas.
There are no unit tests either I would never get sign-off on the code review.
This will not work on 12/26. I failed my whiteboard interview.
Nobody is around to update the whiteboard doodles. PowerShell to the rescue.
I just walked past three levels of management wearing an elf hoodie and yellow converse I am on the road to success.
The secret to Chrome's speed is that it holds the entire internet in memory. None of those pesky network calls to slow things down.
RAWR RAWR RAAAAAAWR
I like my career but I’m just phoning it in until I can be a mall Santa.
Me: "I want an official Mastodon instance with 128 GB of memory and 10 TB of hard disk."
Santa: "You'll toot your eye out, kid."
I love seeing the dinos travel the world.
Tealzilla is currently hanging out in São Paulo.
Dangit I thought of a really funny toot while having coffee but I didn't write it down and now I don't have the foggiest idea what it was about.
Tree Rex and Dundee are not-so-patiently waiting for me to open the bottle of homemade cocoa powder. 🤣
I wish I wasn't like this.
I tend to avoid scheduling face-to-face meetups with people (coffee/etc) but I always enjoy them and afterwards I'm glad I had them.
Gift from a coworker. They, uh, know me. 🤣
Btw toddler spilled an entire bowl of salsa on the floor while this was happening so I received my instant karma.
This is a very "use dark mode in all of the apps" kind of a morning.
A local gym sent an email advertisement with the subject line “let’s build a swoleman” and I want to close all of my email accounts now.
Apologies are not apologies if they contain any other words besides “I’m sorry”.
threddy.social is one server in the network